No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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