Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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