Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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