just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.