a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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