But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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