I am puke
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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