Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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