Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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