Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm always down for nudity.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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