$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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