Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
