I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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