Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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