Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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