omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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