Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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