Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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