Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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