Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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