Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
smell my finger.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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