I like my sex mixed with concussions.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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