so explain again why im purple
no
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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