Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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