she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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