I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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