Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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