Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
