So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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