I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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