so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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