I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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