I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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