This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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