the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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