is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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