The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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