I have demons in me.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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