How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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