it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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