Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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