we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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