is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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