Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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