I CAN MOONWALK!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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