You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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