just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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