I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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