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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!

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(224): View more from Illinois

Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i can recognize that vagina from a mile away

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!

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(360): View more from Washington

We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.

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(626): View more from California

i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over

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We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!

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