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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.

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(847): View more from Illinois

so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?

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(630): View more from Illinois

Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.

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(416): View more from Ontario

but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it

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(707): View more from California

He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good

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(404): View more from Georgia

Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...

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(850): View more from Florida

Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked

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(251): View more from Alabama

That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning

(334): View more from Alabama

...did you just create a word for what we did?

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