Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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