She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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