I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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