So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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