Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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