Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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