At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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