Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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